The Dog’s Bollocks Chik’n Salad

The Dog’s Bollocks Chikn Salad aptly named by Captain UK.  He loves this shit, as do I and anyone else who tastes it.  Omnivores are skeptical, but fed the contractors on Saturday.  16 year old son came down the stairs laughing as they left.  I asked what was so funny.  He said the guys that just left said as follows–

Guy #1-Holy shit, I can’t believe that was vegan.  That was the best fucking chikn salad I’ve ever had. How the fuck does she do that?

Guy #2 I don’t know.  That crazy bitch is always cooking up something good.

We LOVE food.  This chikn salad is so versatile, so fucking amazingly delicious.

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1 package Tofurky chikn strips finely chopped

2 stalks celery finely chopped

2 large refrigerated dill pickles finely chopped

1 large onion finely chopped

See a pattern there?

Put all in large bowl. Add the following.

2T Dijon Mustard(we prefer Coleman’s mustard from England)

If no Coleman’s, add some horseradish sauce(vegan of course) a couple of Tablespoons

1 C of Just Mayo Vegan Mayo

1/2 C SO Delicious non dairy plain yogurt

Salt and Pepper to taste

Super easy, super delish.  You won’t be sorry.  Mix it up.  Sometimes we add crushed pecans, flax seeds, put walnuts on top, and try different kinds of mustards.